Signs are just a polite suggestion, so remember that when in doubt, hit the gas.
Applying make-up while driving is dangerous. Protect yourself and those around you, get it all over with at once.
There are so many things that we hate in this world, and Calvin can pee on every one of them.
Some studies show driving while tired is as dangerous as driving drunk. So, like after having a few drinks, we say take some country roads, kick back, and catch a few z's. Better safe than sorry, and a deer can't sue your ass.
If you walk away from this remembering only one bit of our pearly wisdom, let it be this:
The best defense, is a good offense
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