Before we begin, we want to clarify that we love sexy costumes. We'd even like to bring sexy into more holidays. Think of how much more important President's Day and Flag Day could be. And just so you know, we've already patented a sexy Gerald Ford costume, so think of another get rich quick scheme.
Our problem with sexy costumes, is that not every god damned thing is sexy. Some things naturally lend themselves to shorter skirts and plunging neck lines, like French Maids and Elton John. Some things, no matter how little fabric, and how much ingenuity and creativity, will never work. We have drawn a few examples.
Sexy Hospital Patient
Sexy Kirstie Alley
SPOILER ALERT, THIS ONE IS REAL
Sexy Big Bird