Awesome in High School, Sad in Adulthood

Screaming At Your Parents

THEN

NOW

Drawing Attention To Yourself

THEN

NOW

Making Plans to Marry a Movie Star

THEN

NOW

Yearning To Date Needy Men

THEN

NOW

Stealing Alcohol 

THEN

NOW

However, it should be noted that some things remain the same.  The flow of water to it's own level, the earth's gravitational pull to the sun, and ...

The Unbearable Desire to Bone Conan O'Brian

THEN

NOW