Awesome in High School, Sad in Adulthood

Screaming At Your Parents

THEN

NOW

Drawing Attention To Yourself

THEN

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Making Plans to Marry a Movie Star

THEN

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Yearning To Date Needy Men

THEN

NOW

Stealing Alcohol 

THEN

NOW

However, it should be noted that some things remain the same.  The flow of water to it's own level, the earth's gravitational pull to the sun, and ...

The Unbearable Desire to Bone Conan O'Brian

THEN

NOW

Top Questions We Hope We Never See on Yahoo

1. I have a coat hanger, now what?

2. How much do weight loss tapeworms cost?

3. What are some other uses for stored human waste?

4. Can anyone remember the name of that show we used to watch when we were little? The one with the racist bus driver who would kill your favorite pet if you didn't buckle up, except the bus had no seat belts?

5. Is necrophilia illegal in all states? 

The Disease of Laughter

To create a blog. So much excitement, adventure, and infinite possibility. The internet is going to have to put on his big boy pants and try a little harder to contain our genius.

The perfect storm, minus George Clooney and catastrophic box office failure. Best friends, ready to plague the masses with our incurable viral disease. The disease of laughter. 

There is no cure.

Welcome to fun times With Anna and Megan.